“Death sentence challenged over typo.”
Sacramento Bee

“This contract shall be effective as of the singing of this agreement.”
From a customer’s rental agreement; he was not a vocalist.

“He used his wench to pull his truck out of the ditch.”
That’s not the purpose of women.

“I know judo, karate, jujitsu and other forms of marital arts.”
Next time, try love, understanding and communication.

“To Whom I May Concern:”
Oops. Saw that on a letter one day.

“We proudly feature some-day shipping.”
I may need it sooner than that.

“Proof or Consequences.”
Made that one up.

“Our massage treatments help relive your pain.”
From a brochure

“The penis mightier than the sword.”
For lack of a space